"And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees, just as things grow in fast movies, I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer."
— Nick Carraway (“The Great Gatsby”)
- Dan: (after seeing an email I forwarded him regarding the shipment of my 5lb bag of flavored tootsie rolls) This is the most pathetic email I've ever seen
- Me: hahaha I know, I wanted them so bad
- Dan: And I suscribe to every porn site